Sunday, November 11, 2012

Five most common time-jumping illnesses


Symptoms: sneezing, difficulty swallowing, difficulty urinating, swollen throat, blood in urine
Course: goes away after several weeks if untreated
Treatment: difficult


Symptoms
: oozing sores, chest pains, difficulty concentrating, dry mouth, loss of appetite, paranoia
Cause: Quantum Compression

Course: goes away after several weeks if untreated, but some symptoms become permanent
Treatment: difficult


Symptoms:
chest pains, blackened flesh, loss of coordination, auditory hallucinations, fragile bones, muscle spasms
Cause: unknown.

Course: goes away after several days if untreated, but some symptoms become permanent
Treatment: Not effective

Symptoms: low fever, hair loss, diminished senses
Cause: Cellular dissociation.

Course: death within weeks if untreated
Treatment: very simple


Symptoms
: itching rashes, high fever, drowsiness, bloating, sore throat
Cause: unknown.

Course: generally lasts only a day or two
Treatment: relatively simple